Enough!

I'm angry. No, more than that - I'm incandescent with rage. But what has provoked my ire? Is it the current financial crisis, and the gross mismanagement of Scotland's major banks? Is it Kris Boyd's schoolboy tantrum? Is it Robert Mugabe's failure to grasp the basic definitions of "power share" and "democracy"?

No. I'll tell you.... although I can barely type the words, I'm shaking with fury... another golf OEM has launched a new set of irons.

Yes, I know... it's hard to comprehend. Poverty grips the world in an evil vice, arocities are committed the world over on a casual and regular basis, but Callaway feel the time is ripe to launch a new set of irons and putters - http://www.golfmagic.com/news/article/mps/uan/5880

Well, pardon me, but isn't only 10 minutes since the last state-of-the-art offering, the last unveiling of the tools set to guarantee golfing nirvana?

I scoff, I laugh, and many of you will doubtless join me. But yet... the major manufacturers have accelerated their product launch rate. We are showered with new clubs on a regular basis - which leads me to conclude that there are significant numbers of people out there who are dumb enough to be seduced by these offerings - a body of people who look in the mirror each morning, and see "GUM" tattooed across their foreheads.

There is only one way to stop this madness, to bring this carousel of lunacy to a violent and juddering halt - stop buying these clubs!!

Enough is enough - the line gets drawn here.....